Bulgaria Heat 3 Report

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Well well so after a massive delay on BNT side, we finally gets to witness upon the 3rd heat which from the first moment can be deemed as something that BNT should have kept for themselves.






The Opening
A so called "singer" in a black hood that looks like a serial rapist appears from nowhere (that's where all the rapist come from) and start squealing into
the microphone and than squalling like psychopath - not to mention the sub-culture level of the lyrics which spread a stinky smell of homophobia ("I am a fag, a liar") which doesn't help him imagine to be more of a human and less subhuman.

After we all basked in the stinky smell of homophobia in Bulgaria we can see the two hosts standing on a lighting stairs among the audience and thanking that piece of slime for his subhuman show that bleed it's way on the stage right now and it's really hard to say if those are two new hosts or perhaps those are the same old hosts from the last two heats - perhaps that's because they are dressed like the beauty and the beast, which only after he called her by the name i could see that it's the same old hosts from the previous weeks.
after they moved forward from the audience to the stage (some people in the audience are there for three times in a row i am starting to think it's the same audience all the time) we are presented to the juries which now consists of a mountain wearing a tent, a gym teacher & and some "dude" who thinks he is a bad boy rapper from the tough streets of new York, and thankfully this time you can also catch their names in the endless chatter which are: Christina Angelakova, Ani Laznova and DJ Martenes.

The Male Host making all kinds of weird moves along with the Female host, Nelly
presenting the Juries:



The Songs
After we moved over the voting procedure without first reminding ourselves who participate in last year's Eurovision (unlike the previous 2 heats) we went onwards to the songs:

Song #1 - Ilyan Tsvetanov / Tozi ritam

Ilyan goes up to the stage and from looking at him it seems like he was raised as a street kid with those clothes and other accessories. With 2 dancers behind him which are quite hard to tell who is the male and who the female he sings "Tozi Ritam"

Song #2 - Theodora Kutsarova /Droga

"Drugs" is the name of the second entry and expression of "OMG!" on the host face alongside with a sniffing act introduce us to Theodora Kutsarova which goes up to the stage and give a very farfetched and exaggerated act of rap hip-hop which according to how the camera goes fast from zoom in to out it suppose to show us how does it feel being on drugs.
As for the song - unlike what it seems it's an anti drugs song - as much as it sounds like something that would praise it, probably because she present it like it, and let's really not talk about how she is presenting the song which is HORRIBLE!.

I really want to know who ever told her she could sing! - what IS this ? i have never heard such an off key singing - she is just avoiding the music and singing like she is talking her way thought the song, which really make me wonder if this a youth talent contest or a national final ?

Song #3 - Ruth / Sometimes

A lot of mercy on BNT side - i can't really see since the host has insisted of burst into a stormy
hip hop act which with his weird dressing this heat, one can only wonder how much can we still endure (a spoiler: you haven't see half of it!). after we finally gets to hear the song we see a curtained dressed Ruth singing a song which can be very successful as a sleeping pill of the best kind & looking like a hooker pretending to be innocent - and her staying true to all the horror show we witnessed until now. The funny thing is that in the background we can hear screaks that made me really thinks that my cat is chocking and therefore i went out to see if he is ok!!

From here on i couldn't stand it anymore - i had to scream!! and therefore complained deeply about the entire concept in soulseek.

Song #4 - Deyan Dzhenkov / Imam tvoeto ime

Coming to accept the situation that this heat is a total lost i went into the 4th entry with no hope what so ever just to be slightly surprised that this one hasn't show any signs of hard mental illness and has in fact sounded and looked quite ok, even thou he sounds like "i got your name, i am going to file a compliant on you"

Song #5 - Moto / Razstoyaniya

with a face of Tzivka Pick who just swallowed a pineapple which stuck in his face - Moto with his band came up to sing the last song this heat. dressed like something he stole from Orna & Moshe Datz from their participation in Eurovision 1991 and he sounded quite ok unlike the 2 main themes of this evening so far bad taste and horror show.


The Judging
This time we have witness a change in the judging procedure - instead of all the judges talking about the songs one by one - each jury talked about all the songs at once - and while the juries completely were swooned by Ruth they didn't really show excitement over Theodora with Ani Azna
(the "gym teacher") claiming her entry to be more an anti drugs campaign than a Eurovision entry, and DJ Martenes (the glorified rapper) talking about testosterone showing Ilyan Tsvetanov (Song 1) disgusted expression and Deyan Dzhenkov (Song 4) celebrating in front of the camera.

The Interval Act
The hosts introduce us once more to the televoting (and with those acts one must wonder how do they expect anyone to vote for any of those entries?!) and then we had a quick look at Georgi Haristov, the interval act of heat 1 (i knew the song sounded familiar).

We meet our interval act for this heat who will entertain us while the the Bulgarian people decides which one of those horrors was the least awful. (i came back to watch it only after 30 minutes cause there IS a limit to how much of this awful stuff i can bare at once)
The interval act singer who wear "Kafia" on his neck (that thing that Arabs wear on their head) both in the clip and on stage (much like some others who has wear it thru the last two heats - what is it with everybody in Bulgaria and Kafias ?!), wears us off with the traditional clip, interview, a sentimental union with the female of the duo and a clip from where he was really young and shot a video clip about a Mandarin (caution: proceed with caution as this has health hazard attached to it and watching is on your responsibility only!) - as if we weren't treated with an overdose of horrors for this heat.

After a quick word from Nelli Rangalova, last week interval act and what he has to say to his defense as a reaction we are moving forward to the traditional singing and an encore
that proceed it.

The Results
Again they changed the font which the results are written in and
this time we can see quite unusual trend in which the juries selected Ruth (like
it wasn't obvious with the way they swooned over her, but one has to wonder what there is to be swooned by, a prostitue trying to look decent) which finished last in the
televoting (obviously the audience in Bulgaria knows the diffrent between talent and just piece of shit)- and that unlike the last 2 heats in which the juries has selected an entry that finished first or second with the televoting, and therefore the 2nd ticket wont be given to the 3rd place winner but to Ruth.

JURIES RESULTS: (qualify their top song)
The Juries has selected Ruth with the song "Sometimes"

TELEVOTING RESULTS: (qualifies the top 2 songs)
1. Song #4 - Deyan Dzhenkov / Imam tvoeto ime - 37.21% (1st qualifer)
2. Song #1 - Iliyan Tsvetanov / Tozi ritam - 28.52% (2nd qualifer)
3. Song #5 - Moto / Razstoyaniya > 16.60%
4. Song #2 - Teodora Kutsarova / Droga > 11.42%
5. Song #3 - Ruth / Sometimes > 6.25% (qualified as the juries choice)

MY RESULTS:
1. Deyan Dzhenkov - "Imam tvoeto ime" Points
2. Iliyan Tsvetanov - "Tozi Ritam" Points
3. Moto - "Razstoyaniya" Points
4. Ruth - Somtimes Points (she should try applying for the Eurovision for sleeping pills)
5. Teodora Kutsarova - Droga Points (god help me she deserved every zero in that nul points)

Now no one really deserved a first place - truly this is a heat with no winners, but than again someone has to come first even just because he was less awful than the others, and when i when the first place score only 6 points by on my chart that's saying something.

I Can HARDLY believe i survived that freak show which was nothing but an ode to bad taste from the second it started... on Thursday we have the first quarter final with the 9 entries qualifying from the 3 heats that we have been thru to be voted on - no new awful surprises thanks god, but i would keep my eyes on the next heats to come cause after this one - one can never know what to expect!